I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'

Joan Rivers
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  1. What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

  2. I'm on Aslan's side even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia. - C.s. Lewis

  3. Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. - Aldous Huxley

  4. Life is hell, at some point we all just have to get used to it. - Alysha Speer

  5. Hell is truth seen too late. - Thomas Hobbes

More Quotes By Joan Rivers
  1. I had a blind date with a dentist – and he told me to come back in six months.

  2. People say it is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money you can have a key made.

  3. I said, "Is there! " I told him there is a Mafia school where they teach them math – if Johnny has ten fingers and they cut off two, how many does he have left?

  4. Somehow, some way, every person in the arts has to find an accommodation with disappointment and embarrassment. They are the pollen in the air we breathe.

  5. It gathers emotionally inside you, in a strange way a by-product of struggle, of a willingness to do anything, try anything, expose yourself to anything – staying in motion because sooner or later those ripples will cause change.

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